Miscellaneous
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon service station and has it looked over.The Chillyland mechanic from under...
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A Blonde's Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
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Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked in on her taking a shower & he saw her pubic hairs & says:"Mommy what's that?" as he...
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Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an asparagus patch doing knee bends!
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Yo' Mama Jokes
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of 'BVD's and by the time she got it on, it spelled 'BOULEVARD'.Yo' Mama is so ugly, she went to the beauty...
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Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
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Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it and this genie pops out.The genie says, "For releasing me I shall grant you one wish!"The man...
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