Miscellaneous

Free samples

Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!

 

Yo momma 3 times.

Your momma so fat...she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat...shes on both sides of the family tree.Your momma so fat she broke the family tree.

 

No cookies for Grandpa.

A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on the river bank and have brought with them all the provisions they need for a fine...

 

Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!

TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How old are you going to be on your next birthday?JACK: 9 years oldTEACHER:...

 

No Legs, Ditch

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a ditch?Phil.

 

No legs cold.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your refridgerator?CHUCK.

 

Careful what you wish for

There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a bottle that contained a genie.Well he rubbed the bottle and the genie said, "I'll grant...

 

The Foo Bird.

A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda young native to accompany him as his guide. Soon, a large flockof birds flew overhead...

 

A canadian in a Texas bar...

A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE stool and says to the bartender' man, I heard things are big down here in Texas, but this...

 

what is the difference between a man..

What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking bottom feeder, and one is a fish!!