Miscellaneous
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat...she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat...shes on both sides of the family tree.Your momma so fat she broke the family tree.
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No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on the river bank and have brought with them all the provisions they need for a fine...
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Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How old are you going to be on your next birthday?JACK: 9 years oldTEACHER:...
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No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your refridgerator?CHUCK.
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Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a bottle that contained a genie.Well he rubbed the bottle and the genie said, "I'll grant...
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The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda young native to accompany him as his guide. Soon, a large flockof birds flew overhead...
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A canadian in a Texas bar...
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE stool and says to the bartender' man, I heard things are big down here in Texas, but this...
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what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking bottom feeder, and one is a fish!!
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