Miscellaneous
The Final FBI Test
There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their final stages of training for the FBI. The agents explained to them their final...
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What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn't.He said "God is neither white, nor black. God is neither male nor female."After...
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Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY--The study of fine paintings. BARIUM--What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN--What yoiu are after you be8. CAESAREAN SECTION--A district in Rome. COLIC--A...
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Your mama so stupid
Your mamma's so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!
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The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand gernade from the plane, then jump.The Jew goes first - "This is for my country" and...
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Insults
You're so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.Yo momma's so fat that the last time that she wore a...
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Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class.The steward who checks tickets says, "I'm so...
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Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales person comes back with the condom and says "Put this on your bill sir" to which the duck...
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yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!"
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No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women grew horny and...
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