Miscellaneous
List of Funny Insults!
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?You'd make a lovely corpse!I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.Is that a...
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The cause of arthritis...
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a...
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Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Knee-deep Schitt Inn.Jack...
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The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with "the boys." I told the misses that I would be home by midnight...promise! Well, the yarns were being...
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6 inches
What is 6 inches long.....Has a big head....Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!
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Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of scotland,while walking through the heather the lass says;"ah wee jordy i can tell you want...
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Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across 3 dogs. Being a bit of an animal lover, she approaches them, bends down...
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Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman - almost."The priest says, "What do you mean, 'almost'?"The man says,...
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Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense pantyhose.
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Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it...
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