Miscellaneous
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to the wall!
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Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says..."I can get a whole hand up my cunt!"Then the second girl says "well, I can get a whole foot up...
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gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they argued all nightas to who had the rightTo do what, with which and to whom
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Little johnny's gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up...
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The Real Cinderella Story
The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then her fairy godmother comes to her aid.The fairy godmother says, "I can make...
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Rodney Dangerfield's Best One-Liners!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERSI was so poor growing up...If I wasn't born a boy..I'd have nothing to play with.A girl phoned me the other day and said...
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Breaking News
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A: She had to break a window to get out!
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Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence...
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Heads and Tails
How is a dog's tail like the center of a tree?It's furthest from the bark!
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Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers...
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