Miscellaneous

Baby Sitting

Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to the wall!

 

Three Girls

There were three girls in a bar. One girl says..."I can get a whole hand up my cunt!"Then the second girl says "well, I can get a whole foot up...

 

gay lad limerick

There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they argued all nightas to who had the rightTo do what, with which and to whom

 

Little johnny's gift

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up...

 

The Real Cinderella Story

The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then her fairy godmother comes to her aid.The fairy godmother says, "I can make...

 

Rodney Dangerfield's Best One-Liners!

RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERSI was so poor growing up...If I wasn't born a boy..I'd have nothing to play with.A girl phoned me the other day and said...

 

Breaking News

Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A: She had to break a window to get out!

 

Little johnny at school 2

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence...

 

Heads and Tails

How is a dog's tail like the center of a tree?It's furthest from the bark!

 

Smart little johnny

One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers...