Miscellaneous

Your mom is so fat...

Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!

 

Woman

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told her to shut up twice.

 

Affluance

A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls Royce gets a puncture.The car slowly stopped, and the chauffeur got out. After a long...

 

Stinky momma.

Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!

 

The Enterprise/Toilet Paper

Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They both circle around uranus searching for klingons!

 

FROG

What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what...we DO taste like chicken!

 

Celebration

A young man walks up and sits at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires."I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man."6 shots!...

 

Whom To Marry

There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one of them $5000 and see how each of them...

 

Two Black Eyes

Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates were understandably curious:"Jack, what happened to you?!?""It was the darndest...

 

If You Love The Lord

The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my...