Miscellaneous
Your mom is so fat...
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!
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Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told her to shut up twice.
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Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls Royce gets a puncture.The car slowly stopped, and the chauffeur got out. After a long...
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The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They both circle around uranus searching for klingons!
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FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what...we DO taste like chicken!
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Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires."I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man."6 shots!...
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Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one of them $5000 and see how each of them...
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Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates were understandably curious:"Jack, what happened to you?!?""It was the darndest...
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If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my...
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