Miscellaneous
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. Shepasses a person who asks, "Where did you get that?"A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
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God's Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass...
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Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door...
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Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch. He figures he'll have a little fun...Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak...
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Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks."The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer...
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Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
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President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday.Q2: What's the difference between a blonde and...
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Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe is thorough----------------------------------When I don't do itI am lazyWhen my boss doesn't...
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Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we coulddo without the ironing lady.Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we...
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