Miscellaneous

You might be a Redneck JEDI if...

You might be a Redneck Jedi if...===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."* Your Jedi robe is...

 

Grandpa is fine.

A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital."How are you grandpa?" he asks."Feeling fine," says the old man."What's the food...

 

Wooden Airfield

An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told and retold ever since by veteran Allied pilots. The German"airfield," constructed...

 

Restroom Sign

On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEANRESTROOMS 8 MILES".By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

 

Sun Went

Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe sun went? It finally dawned on her.

 

Upset With Driver's License

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?A: Because she got an F in sex.

 

Measure Intelligence

Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

 

Typewriter To Doctor

Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.

 

Condoms In Ears

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids.

 

At College

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A visitor.