Miscellaneous
You might be a Redneck JEDI if...
You might be a Redneck Jedi if...===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."* Your Jedi robe is...
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Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital."How are you grandpa?" he asks."Feeling fine," says the old man."What's the food...
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Wooden Airfield
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told and retold ever since by veteran Allied pilots. The German"airfield," constructed...
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Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEANRESTROOMS 8 MILES".By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
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Sun Went
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe sun went? It finally dawned on her.
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Upset With Driver's License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?A: Because she got an F in sex.
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Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
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Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
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Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids.
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At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A visitor.
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