Miscellaneous

The Duck Hunt

One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was going to his Chevy and he got a vist from The Game Warden.The Warden said "Hey Sir,what ya...

 

Colors of Your Sex

If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is lighted,...

 

Wife

What's the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!

 

Messed up teeth

Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!

 

Throw Up!

Knock Knock.Who's there?StanStan who?Stan back or I'll be sick on your shoe!!!!

 

Conflict of Interest

Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!

 

Dimple and Flat Forehead

Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

 

Blonde Jokes

Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.

 

Wear A Condom

Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

 

Good Cook

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.