Miscellaneous
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was going to his Chevy and he got a vist from The Game Warden.The Warden said "Hey Sir,what ya...
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Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is lighted,...
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Wife
What's the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
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Messed up teeth
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
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Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who's there?StanStan who?Stan back or I'll be sick on your shoe!!!!
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Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
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Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
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Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
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Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
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