Miscellaneous

Disneyland Survey

A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some strange results.Mickey Mouse like Coca-Cola, while Minnie prefers...

 

What do you call..

What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!

 

The lady and her house

A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke and hearda crash, instantly she died of shock. What kind of house did she live in?A...

 

yo momma so stupid

yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had on. And you said Guess so she said Levi's.

 

Proud father

When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in to work and told everybody that he has a 10Kg healthy son.After hearing what was going on,...

 

yo momma's SO fat....

yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose!

 

Little Red Man

There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on a little redstreet in a little red town. Now this little red man wanted to take alittle red...

 

Little Johnny's Lessson

One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What she would do was hold an item behind her back, give a few descriptions...

 

Dog with no legs

Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left it.

 

Wood

Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!