Miscellaneous
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
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BB's
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his boy out shooting. When they came back later that day the father put his BB gun on the...
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7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says "bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka." The bartender says "Ok, but pal you are gonna hurt yourself with that." The man says...
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St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter wasthere with them. St. Peter decided he needed to quiz each nun with adifferent...
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Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2 testtickles!
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Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper.2. In the memo field of all your checks write "for sensual massage."3....
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Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a smarty!
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The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The man went up to the farmer and said, "Excuse me sir, but why does that pig only have 3...
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The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It's called Three Funerals and a Wedding.
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Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny's mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been promising for some time now to buy poor Johnny a bike.Johnny, who loved his Momma...
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