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Cat's Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray for toys that look like miceand warm cushions soft and niceFor grocery bags where I can...
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The Difference is......
What's the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a girl to blow his paycheck!
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The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was made. Just for President Clinton."Thou shalt not put thy rod in thy...
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Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
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More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a building she look like an alley!Your...
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Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him the Lord says, "You've lived a good life. If there is any way I can make your stay in...
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Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!"The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, "Why?"
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"You've Got Mail"
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty...
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The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been the life of the party."John," she said, "did anyone ever tell you...
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