Miscellaneous

Yo Mamma so fat...

YO mamma is so fat...she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!

 

A new car.

One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. "What are you doing, the kid asked".Well, you wanted a brother, so we're making you...

 

The two bee\'s

Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going."Really bad," said the second bee, "the weather has been really wet and damp and...

 

HELP...911

A man frantically calls 911 and says, "help...my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart".911: "is this her first child?".Man: "Of...

 

You know you\'re out of college when...

You know you're out of college when...1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems...

 

30 Ways to Annoy Someone.

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to...

 

Things NOT to say to a Cop!

Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.3....

 

Cork it!

There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went to the showerhouse.They were in the showerhouse and the first teenager...

 

How to give your Cat a Pill.

1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently...

 

If men had a vagina.

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.8. See if they could finally do splits.7. See...