Miscellaneous

Lawyer Stamps?

The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers on them.The people that use them don?t know which side to spit on!

 

Duck sentence.

TEACHER: "Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence."JOHNNY: "De-feet of DE-duck went over De-fence before De-tail."

 

Cooking

Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!

 

"Brrr!"

This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He sits at the bar and orders a pint and a half of lager.The gremlin downs his half-pint,...

 

Trip To The Desert

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They each brought one item for survival.The red-head brought water. The blonde asked,...

 

Museum Funny!

Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!

 

The River

In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching a sermon. After speaking for about 10 minutes he said..."If I had all the...

 

Cheeseburger

A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says "Hey bartender give me a beer".The bartender says - "I'm sorry we don't serve food here".

 

New Name

So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour ourguide pointed out the new name to the "Oval Office", seems someoneliked the name the "Oral...

 

Revenge of the blondes

Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q: What is black and blue and brown lying in a ditch? A: A brunette who has...