Miscellaneous

Play Pens

Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best friend, "They're driving me nuts. Such pests, they give me no rest and I'm...

 

Gold medal

What's better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!

 

Roses for the Wife

Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday. Lula-bell gave him a big, close, hug and a long, deep, kiss.Then she...

 

Top 50 Jokes!

Montreal Gazette's Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. -----------------------------------------------------------------1. (On going to war...

 

Young Man !

Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached by a man who flashed at them, two of them had a stroke - the third wasn't quick...

 

YO MOMMA'S So OLD...

Yo Momma's so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!

 

Yo mamma so stupid...

Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

 

Yo Momma so nasty

Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya comeback to complain she says - "For $10 what do ya expect, lobster?

 

Black Peas???

How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!

 

Jumping on the bed

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put velcro on the ceiling.Q: How do you get him down?A: Blind fold two mexican kids and tell them...