Miscellaneous

Candybar Life

Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth...

 

Shellfish Crab

Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get them an ice cream cone.Having purchased two cones, Mr...

 

Office Inspirational Posters

Top 20 Sayings We'd Like To See On Those Office Inspirational Posters:1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all...

 

Body parts

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first.One...

 

Little johnny's parents

One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny's body. Worried, she asks him what happened.He replies:" Well, my parents are...

 

Early retirement

The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired right away, his full annual...

 

HillBilly Memories

There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in W.Va. He decided to use the time by getting a good story to submit to his boss. He...

 

Learn how to talk southern

Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC M wangsL I BM R ducksNow have somebody say it, saying the capitals as letters, it comes out as:'em...

 

Little johnny at school

One day at the end of class little Johnny's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day...

 

Your mom is soooo fat...

Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!