Miscellaneous
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth...
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Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get them an ice cream cone.Having purchased two cones, Mr...
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Office Inspirational Posters
Top 20 Sayings We'd Like To See On Those Office Inspirational Posters:1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all...
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Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first.One...
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Little johnny's parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny's body. Worried, she asks him what happened.He replies:" Well, my parents are...
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Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired right away, his full annual...
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HillBilly Memories
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in W.Va. He decided to use the time by getting a good story to submit to his boss. He...
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Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC M wangsL I BM R ducksNow have somebody say it, saying the capitals as letters, it comes out as:'em...
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Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day...
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Your mom is soooo fat...
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
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