Miscellaneous

Mystery Writer

Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.

 

Pizza Cutting

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut itin six or twelve pieces.A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

 

Frying Pan

Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.

 

Paralyzing Disease

What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.

 

Cross With A Blonde

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.A2: Something that when it gives you a...

 

Signs

Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, "We stand in front of our work."Sign on a muffler shop in Santa Cruz, "We're the Nobody that Midas brags...

 

Innuendo

Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.

 

Bermuda Triangle

Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

 

Touch-typists

Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.

 

More Fun

A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with.