Miscellaneous
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
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Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut itin six or twelve pieces.A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.
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Paralyzing Disease
What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
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Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.A2: Something that when it gives you a...
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Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, "We stand in front of our work."Sign on a muffler shop in Santa Cruz, "We're the Nobody that Midas brags...
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Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
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Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
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More Fun
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with.
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