Miscellaneous
Your Job
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.
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Supermarket Cart
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart has a mind of its own.
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Rooster Difference
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."
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Panama Canal
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One's a busy ditch.
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Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
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Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
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Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
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Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
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Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An indicator of a really bad hangover.
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Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell if...
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