Miscellaneous

Your Job

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.

 

Supermarket Cart

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart has a mind of its own.

 

Rooster Difference

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

 

Panama Canal

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One's a busy ditch.

 

Job Function at M&M

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.

 

Like Corn Flakes

Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

 

Physicist

Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

 

Refrigerator Difference

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

 

Smart Blonde

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An indicator of a really bad hangover.

 

Lunch Box Lids

Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell if...