Miscellaneous
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess'd of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy Apple Macintosh keypadBy toggling my tweaky...
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Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A: Change.
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Cheer
Q: What's the blonde's cheer?A: "I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B. L. O. N. . . . ah, oh well. . I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea. . . "
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Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.
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No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties. A2: Three. . . one to mix the...
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Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
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To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2: Don't tell her to swallow.A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
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Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have black roots.
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Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip read.
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Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
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