Miscellaneous
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went...
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Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in the handicap zone.
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Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
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Window Seat
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She'd just dyed her hair.A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around...
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Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.
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Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
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Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They've never met.
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Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
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