Miscellaneous

Painting Contractor

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went...

 

Nursery Rhyme

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.

 

Passenger

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in the handicap zone.

 

Hair Up

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.

 

Window Seat

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She'd just dyed her hair.A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around...

 

Refrigerator Evidence

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

 

Wash Hair In Sink

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

 

Right Leg

Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They've never met.

 

Cattle Herders

Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!

 

Two Brain Cells

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant