Miscellaneous
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
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One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of theirhead?A: All you can eat, under a buck.
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No Jello
Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
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Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder...
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Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
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Difference With Computer
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to punch information into a computer once!
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Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
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Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An interpreter.
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No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to retrain them.
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NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They're doing research on black holes.
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