Miscellaneous
Driver's Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
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Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half went along, the big animals were scoring at will. Every...
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Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around andcome home?A: It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was atelevision.
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Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground.A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.A3: So they don't leave trails, like...
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Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.
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Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
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No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A: "Nice tits!"
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Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."
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