Miscellaneous

In A Freezer

Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.

 

Driver's Test

Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

 

Centipede

One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half went along, the big animals were scoring at will. Every...

 

Only Half Way to Norway

Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around andcome home?A: It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was atelevision.

 

Why Legs?

Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground.A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.A3: So they don't leave trails, like...

 

Few Gymnasts

Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.

 

Long Amusement

Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

 

No Arms Nor Legs

Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A: "Nice tits!"

 

Unmarried In BMW

Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.

 

Diaper Change

Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."