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Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out of the tree.
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Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!
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Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. "Well," says the personnel director, "You'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must...
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Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
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Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?A: A Space Invader.
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Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve stem.
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Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
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Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa seven!
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More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.A2: So that when you pull their tits, they...
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