Miscellaneous

Raking Leaves

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out of the tree.

 

Laughter On Monday

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!

 

Bilingual Dog

A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. "Well," says the personnel director, "You'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must...

 

Not A Pharmacist

Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

 

Fly Buzzing

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?A: A Space Invader.

 

Zebra

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.

 

Ponytails

Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve stem.

 

Affairs With Men

Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!

 

Wheel of disfortune

Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa seven!

 

More Brain Cells Than A Cow

Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.A2: So that when you pull their tits, they...