Miscellaneous

Half A Brain

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!

 

Say When Giving Birth

Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure it's mine?

 

Blonde and 747 Difference

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has been in a747.

 

Peroxide Blonde and 747

Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both have a black box. A2: Both have a cockpit.

 

TGIF On Shirts

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.

 

TGIF On Shoes

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.

 

Like GST

Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax nowin effect in Canada) A: Because they can spell it.Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus G....

 

Washing Machine Is Better

Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.

 

Guy Difference

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.

 

Telephone Difference

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.