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Ebonics Xmas

Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin'Day wuz sleepin' good. Everbody wuz sleepin'all tight in they bedsWhilst Thunderbird...

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Bill Gates, the Antichrist

PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45 68 79 83 32 54 46 50 49 = 666WINDOWS9587 73 78 68 79 87 83 57 53 1 =...

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Dr. Seuss Episode of ER

IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER - -Kerry: Now Mark, I think this ER's great,But. . . there are problems that can't wait!Now Benton's fine, and Carter...

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Trucker Computer Terms

"Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer."Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck...

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Outsmarting the Boss

A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and "the boys" soon befriended him. Just before lunch one day a fellow worker came up to him and said, "You notice...

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New Viruses!

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells you what...

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Gun Barrel

A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets restless and asks "What does one do about sex around here?"The others direct him to a large gun...

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Deodorants

Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk:"I need to buy some deodorant for my husband.""Does he use the...

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