Miscellaneous

Ten Standing Ear To Ear

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.

 

Coat Hanger

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

 

Mating Call

Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

 

One-Upmanship

A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy says to the little girl, "I have a Nintendo!"Little girl says, "Oh yeah, well I have a...

 

Dope

Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!

 

Twas the night before X-mas

Twas the Night before X-masT'was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed out the elves and through down his listMiserable little brats,...

 

Praying Parrots

Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but They only say "Hi, we are...

 

Less Common Latin Phrases

Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What's your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know, the Romans invented the art of love.O! Plus!...

 

Bullfrog Does Oral Sex

An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained that she was recently divorced, and was looking for a small-ish dog...

 

Man slamming list of lists!

How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?Because they don't have testicles.Why do men find it...