Miscellaneous
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink ?"
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Brunette's Mating Call
Q: What's a brunette's mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"
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No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: "What's a lightbulb?"A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.A3: Two. One to...
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Did You Hear?
Did you hear about the blonde who...had more on her body than on her mind?was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?took an hour to...
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To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A: "'Debbie'. . . that's cute. What did you name the other one?"
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Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.
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Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: "Thanks for the refill!"
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When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2: Who cares?A3: She says, "Next".A4: The next person in the queue taps you on...
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