Miscellaneous
Modem Addiction
"Did you know that last month's (expletive) phone bill is over $450?" my wife scolded me in her harshest, my-husband-the-child voice. "That's more than twice...
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Mirthy Facts
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter inch doesn't impress most women.]A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over...
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Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
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Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: "Thanks, Guys!"A2: "Are you boys all in the same band?"A3: Do you guys all play for the same team?A4: Who were all those...
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First Thing After Sex
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
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Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).She walks up to the pharmacist and asks, "How much for a box of...
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