Miscellaneous

Modem Addiction

"Did you know that last month's (expletive) phone bill is over $450?" my wife scolded me in her harshest, my-husband-the-child voice. "That's more than twice...

 

Mirthy Facts

The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter inch doesn't impress most women.]A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over...

 

Why Orgasms?

Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!

 

Gross Ignorance

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.

 

Say After Sex

Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: "Thanks, Guys!"A2: "Are you boys all in the same band?"A3: Do you guys all play for the same team?A4: Who were all those...

 

Worst Thing

Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.

 

Sun Roofs

Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.

 

Tilt Steering

Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.

 

First Thing After Sex

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.

 

Tax On Sale

A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).She walks up to the pharmacist and asks, "How much for a box of...