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Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.
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Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day.Q:...
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Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread.
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Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.
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Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worryworry worry"A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
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Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings? A: To put their feet...
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Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.
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Pickles
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.
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Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with her...
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