Miscellaneous
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a horse. The owner of the farm takes him through to look at all of his horses. The owner is...
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Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on the other side.
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In San Francisco
Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their balls show!
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Favorite Wine
Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?A: She moved.
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One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row !!Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over...
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Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop: Do you know where you were going?Blonde: No, but wherever it...
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