Miscellaneous

Lisping Midget

A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a horse. The owner of the farm takes him through to look at all of his horses. The owner is...

 

Zit?

Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt?A: A brain tumor.

 

Scaled Glass Wall

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on the other side.

 

In San Francisco

Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their balls show!

 

Favorite Wine

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

 

Underwear

Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.

 

Accidents

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?A: She moved.

 

Green Lipstick

Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.

 

One Hundred Orgasms

A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row !!Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over...

 

Driving On One-Way Street

A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop: Do you know where you were going?Blonde: No, but wherever it...