Miscellaneous
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away half the nails."Hold it!", says Dummer."Why are you throwing all those nails...
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Will You Still Love Me This Way?
"Darling," she whispered after they had finished making love, "Will you still make love like that to me after we're married ?"He considered this for a...
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Star Wars Remastered
The Top 15 Surprises in the Re-Mastered "Star Wars"15 New scene in which Chewbacca teaches Han Solo how to lick himself.14 He might not sound as fearsome as...
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Gay Men and A Baby
Two gay men were partners for life and finally decided they wanted a child of their own. After weeks of consultation with Doctors and Psychiatrists the two...
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Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the...
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What's In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The director was impressed with the young man's talent. He could dance, he could sing, he...
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Spinster's Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her feet, when a good fairy suddenly appeared before her and offered her three wishes."Aw,...
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Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in...
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Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!!"She says "Oh wonderful, should I pack for the beach or for the...
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Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, "Darling, embrace me the way you used to when we first got Married." He...
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