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Where do you see...
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde...Answer: A naked blonde doing cartwheels!
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Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the bartender, "I have to go home or the wife will be mad".(at this point he was loaded...
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Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what's the generic name for viagra?Mydixadroopin
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Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, "It's simple. I just say, I'm a...
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Confucious say
Confucious say...All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on pot.He who shits brick has square hole.Fly who sit on toilet seat get...
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Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife in bed with a stranger. The nude stranger was sprawled over the bed asleep."You...
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The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal. Johnson: Montreal! "Nothing comes from there except hookers and hockey players!"...
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Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name four qualities of mohter's milk.Little Johnny pipes up and says, "I know...
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Little Johnny
And then there's little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom and passed by his parents door.Noticing that the door was open a bit, he walked in...
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Jesse James
Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As they go through each car, they line up the travelers and prepare to take all...
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