Miscellaneous
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away."Where do you live?" asked the operator....
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Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th Q: What year? A: Every year.Question2. Q: What gear were you in...
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Joining the Lord\'s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by...
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New Workplace Terminoloy to Learn!
BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.PRAIRIE DOGGING - When someone...
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Even more facts of life...
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like...
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Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the right of way.3. Don't look conspicuous: it draws fire.4. The easy way is always mined.5. Try...
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The Procrastinator's Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.3. I...
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Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered.A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car....
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Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm...
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Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line? Please respond within 10 minutes, or you will be logged off.2. You have been on-line...
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