Miscellaneous

Doctor, Doctor

One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office."Doctor, Doctor I'm having these awlful pains in my back.""Well let me take a look."When the doctor looked...

 

Bart at the chalkboard!

The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over and over again on the chalkboard. Here are the collected writings...

 

The stir of the town!

It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to...

 

A bad bet!

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of...

 

My Car was stolen!!!

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car."They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!"...

 

What do Chinese people...

What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong

 

Charlie left town.

In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Charlie, what are you...

 

I said...I really mean...

THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this...

 

Questions & Answer Quickies!

Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office? A.) They're hiring.Q.) What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? A.)...

 

Tips for driving people insane!

HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice)Put mosquito netting around...