Miscellaneous

I\'m not fishing!

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read. One morning the husband...

 

Christmas Punnies!

What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner,...

 

The New Hunter

It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walked down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee,...

 

Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!

A girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.During sex my girlfriend always wants to talk to...

 

Without Woman

A women's lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, "Where would man be today if it were not for woman?" She paused a moment and looked around the...

 

What men say & what it

"I'm going fishing." Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in...

 

Sound advice from kids!

Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. Stay...

 

Speaking perfect english.

The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the president. When he arrived at the airport, a host of newsmen and television...

 

Think about it!

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. Those who live by the sword get shot by those...

 

Great memory!

A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to have a perfect memory. Skeptical, the tourist asked, "What did you have for breakfast on...