Miscellaneous
Priest Vs Rabi Confession
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unmanned, he called a rabbi friend up and asked him to cover for him. The...
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Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be...
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Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. The man tells her it will be $300. She exclaims, "I don't have any...
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Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on the other side.
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Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?"Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?"
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Star Wars Vs Star Trek
TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE10) In the Star Wars Universe weapons are rarely, if ever, set on...
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Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road.Limbaugh told...
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Men And Lino
Here's one for you...what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them the rest of your life!
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Judges Award
"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week." "That's very fair,...
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Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way to the bathroom.She yelled, "Hurry up Tillie, get ready for our...
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