Miscellaneous

Chocolate Chip Cookies

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

 

Robbed A Bank

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up the safe and blew the guard!

 

Pilot On Drugs

"Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs"10. All the in-flight meals are missing their dessert squares9. In between "May I" and "have your attention"...

 

Park Registration Sheet Comments

Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding...

 

134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)

1. You've ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.3. You think the stock market has a fence around it.4....

 

Universal Grade Change Form

____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should...

 

Women - Ways To Drive Men Crazy!

50 Things Women Would Do To Drive Men Crazy...1. Do not say what you mean. Ever.2. Be ambiguous. Always.3. Cry. Cry often. Tell them it's their fault.4....

 

Adam Gets Two Organs

One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news", God said.Adam looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good...

 

17 Facts of Life

1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it.2. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question....

 

Dead Blonde In A Closet

Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide and Seek World Champion.