Miscellaneous
Addicted To AOL
You Might Be Addicted to AOL if........Tech Support calls "You" for help......Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL.....You have called out...
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Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor."Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal sex?""Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think...
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New Language Courses Ameirca
NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICAAfro-American Speak -- Ebonics (or We-Beonics)Irish-American Speak -- LeprechaunicsNative-American Speak --...
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Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it. Little Johnny handed in his slip and...
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Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:... There's this nutball who digs things out his back yard and sends the stuff he finds to the Smithsonian Institute, labeling...
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Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and begins to play kick-the-bottle to amuse himself. After a while he picks it up, and a pissed...
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Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to...
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Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species.Benjamin Franklin produced...
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Chain Letter
Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief to other tired and discontented females. Unlike other chain letters,this one...
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They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the...
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