Miscellaneous
You Are A Geek If...
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your car cost $500.00
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Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem with bats in the belfry of the church?The first: "I shot at them with a...
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Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked how they prepare their chickens."We just tell them they're going to die."
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Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team's woeful record:"We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just...
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How To Be A Man!
1. Don't call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, like "Spike."3. Play with yourself. Talk about it.4. You are a...
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Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice.Intrigued, the young man asked if he...
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Vatican Screen Saver
Net News - The Vatican has no gone on line with its own interactive website.The site is said to offer meany great new features including a downloadable...
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Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech...1. She doesn't need to talk to get me a beer.2. If she's in the kitchen like she should be, no one can hear...
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Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways to smile.9. When you ground them, they say, "Your UI could really use...
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Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human penis was shaped the way it was.MIT allocated a budget of $200,000...
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