Miscellaneous
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I'm telling you so early because it's so important. I urge each of you to mark that date on your...
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Want Ads- Illiterate?
1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.3. Our experienced...
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Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was the most religious."I was riding my camel in the middle of the Sahara," exclaimed the...
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Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Howe 2 right gud
Nowe u two can rite gud!Howe two rite gudFrank L. ViscoVice-president and Senior Copywriter at US Advertising.My several years in the word game have learnt...
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Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the week it is.
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Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.
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Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?A: She peed on her corn flakes.
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M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She kept throwing out all the "W"s!
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