Miscellaneous
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she didn't want to dress properly.Instead of wearing anemones to cover the...
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Universal Corporate Translator
"ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION":You'll be making under $6 an hour.- - - - -"ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY":You're paid under $6 an hour; we'll be...
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Sexual Tension Quiz
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the object or thing is that is being described. For every correct answer you...
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Political Speech Goofs
"I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job"--George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign"This is a great day for France!"--Richard...
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Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the breaks.First surgeon: "I once had an ambulance crew bring in a...
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Punkrocker's Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The punkrocker's hair is red, green, yellow and orange. He has feather earrings.When he sees the...
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Chemistry's greatest achivement?
What is chemistry's greatest achievement ...... Artificial blondes!
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I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in the course of the evening and the guys get split up. Next morning they're all at work...
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Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up...
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