Miscellaneous
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask him what he did today. He says that he played baseball...
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Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.2) The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its...
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Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars from his bank - all of which he'd lost at the races. The bank examiners were...
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Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see where they would end up. St. Peter asked the first one what he did on earth, and he...
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Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and...
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Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus ups and asks, "Liza Jane can I's look up your dress before the bus gets here?"Liza Jane...
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Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.2. AST...
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Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.Lot's wife was a pillar of...
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Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get absolved of all of their sins. While waiting for the pope to arrive Mike is eating nuts and...
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Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?A:...
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