Miscellaneous
I\'m Glad I\'m A Woman
I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam I don't brag to my buddies about my erections I won't drive to...
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Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) -- Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz (Vomit), Moerder (Murder), Brathuhn (Roast chicken) and even...
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How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After rewieving his records Saint Pete decided to let him in. "Follow me"...
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Golf "is" a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on the back nine when Bob paused, looked down the fairway and began to sob...
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Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been seen.
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Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he should get married soon after she'll die, to which the man said-OK.Then she told him...
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Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE'VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate Regulated Industries Committee, which oversees such...
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Ebonics As a Second Language
A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY. HE ATTENDS OAKLAND HIGH SCHOOL WHERE THEY TEACH EBONICS AS A SECOND LANGUAGE. LAST WEEK HE WAS GIVEN AN...
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Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People's "Y. M. C. A")(As sung by master Yoda, on meeting Luke Skywalker). YOUNG MAN, I saw your ship come down. I saidYOUNG MAN,...
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Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles of anybody's heart. Conditions were perfect, 12 below,...
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