Miscellaneous

Short Lawyer Jokes IV

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you...

 

Short Lawyer Jokes III

Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?A: Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong...

 

Short Lawyer Jokes II

A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. "I'm as...

 

Short Lawyer Jokes I

The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but at least there will be no problem with fee-splitting.Q: What's black and brown and looks...

 

Proud To Be A Senior Citizen...

Life of a Senior Citizen...I'm the life of the party...even when it lasts till 8 p.m.I'm very good at opening child-proof caps with a hammer.I'm usually...

 

Texan Buys Spread

A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the bar of the Railway Hotel."Yeah, ma'am" he says to the barmaid " ah'm looking to buy...

 

Engineers Laying Sod

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went...

 

At the Amusement Park

A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she seemed rather bored."What would you like...

 

How to Blow your money !!

One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife askedwere have u been all day, he said to get a tattoo on his penis. Thewife asked why? He said...

 

Good, Bad and Worse

Bad: You can't find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.Worse: You're in it.Bad: Your children are...