Miscellaneous

MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman

MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ----------------------------------------------------------------------Substance:...

 

Confucius Joke

Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.

 

Drunk Cheerleader

Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super Bowl and how hard it was to get any sleep the night before the big game....

 

25 Rules for Women

25 rules for Women to follow:1. Sports Center starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a great time to pay bills, put laundry in the dryer or talk to...

 

Lawyer and Sperm

What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has a one in one million chance of becoming a humanbeing.

 

A Microsoft Tale

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications...

 

WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN - A CONTINUING SERIES

"I'm going fishing."Really means"I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in...

 

Rubbit the Rabbit

A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it's his life long dream. So he buys a piece of land and goes down there. Now all he needs are the animals. So...

 

Aliens At a Gas Pump

Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out of their ship and look around. The first thing they see that resembles a being is...

 

How to kill a blonde

Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n' sniff sticker at the bottom of her pool.