Miscellaneous

"Washing the Clothes"

John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about doing the "wild thing", so they decide to just refer to it as "washing the...

 

Whatcha Doin' Daddy?"

Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a condom about to give his girlfriend some.Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees...

 

Overheard In Airplane

The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on its final approach. The pilot comes on over the intercom. "This is Capt....

 

Different Treatment

A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be...

 

50 Ways to Appreciate Life

1. Watch the sunset-- on a sled.2. Smile more, --it might get you a free beer.3. Complain less. --It might get you a free beer.4. Surprise a friend with a...

 

Five Maxims of Making Excuses

1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to its use.2) Always put the blame on something that can't defend itself. Children,...

 

She Wants What He Has

Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girls house. One day he is carrying a football, and he stops to taunt the little girl. He...

 

Golf For Sex

A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind the ball he discovers a witch (hat and all) stirring acauldron. So out of curiosity he...

 

Cinderella and Tampon

Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming's ball, but as you know the evil stepsisiers and stepmother will not let her. So they leave her all alone...

 

Sex With A Martian

One day, a space ship landed in a farmer's field and a Martian man and his wife got out and introduced themselves to the farmer and his wife. As a token of...