Miscellaneous

Advice From Mom

A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't...

 

Current Charges

Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making a double pun when they send their bill commanding "Please Pay Current Charges"?

 

Say Again?

A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in a new location( A very rich area - Expected around $200,000 in cash daily ). A man was...

 

Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man

1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man she could have married.2. He had no in-laws to drop in.3. There were no Jones for him to keep up...

 

Phrases Useful in the Workplace

1. Thank you - we're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 3. I...

 

Love the Dentist Quote

I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me while I'm trapped helpless in a chair. He cleans me. He flosses me. His instruments alive in my...

 

The Latest E-mail Virus

There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. If you receive an e-mail message with the subject line "Free Money," DO NOT read the...

 

Oral Sex Lately?

A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was sitting in the chair being examined, the dentist said to him, "Have you done oral sex...

 

My Montana Diary

Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see the snow covering them.Oct. 14...

 

Guru and Novacaine

Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to transcend dental medication.