Miscellaneous
Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window of a shop caught her eye. She stopped, turned back and read the sign which said, "Clitoris...
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Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey "I can not grant you a divorce from Minney, there is no evidence that she is crazy" and Mickey said, "I didnt say she was crazy, I...
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Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their high school graduation. It was getting near prom night and neither of them...
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Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down the street one day with a mate, when they came across a busking act, an Italian...
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Texan Computer Terms
"Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer."Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck...
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One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose father.One boy said, "My father is better than your father."The other kid...
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Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, an hook, and an eye patch....
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Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on a snowy night. They guy gets out to change the tire, but he doesn't have any gloves so...
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Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things, but no relief. Finally, after many visits, the doc sat down and...
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Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order of third (3rd.)By...
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