Miscellaneous

Constipation Remedy

A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later the grad complained to the doctor that they didn't...

 

The Best Excuse For Speeding

A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his...

 

Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex

Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious) "Ooooooo"49. "That would work better the other way around. ."48. Sniff. Sniff. "Is...

 

$10 000 For a Kiss

One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in the back...

 

Bull Talk

Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among...

 

Nun Attacked by Gorilla

Three nun's were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While wandering around, they entered the monkey house.Unfortunately, one of the...

 

Bosnian Footballer

Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for '96. The only Thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even...

 

Who Is God?

A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male...

 

Festivity Levels

Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree ornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping...

 

Hungry Lion

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other...