Miscellaneous

Adages and Questions

What do you call an unemployed jester? ... Nobody's fool.Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.Why politicians don't enjoy the game of golf --...

 

Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor

1.) Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I was the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."2.) Man: "So, wanna go back to my place? " Woman: "Well, I don't...

 

Bragging Cowboys

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales...

 

'Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck

'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin' 'Cept a redneck named Taylor.His first name was Bubba, Joe was his...

 

ghost shit

It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they needed to find a motel. So they find a super8 motel. They go in to the clerk and get one...

 

Happily Addicted to the Web

Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',I'm happy--althoughMy boss let me go--Happily...

 

Nose Picking Glossary

THE KIDDIE PICK...When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is,...

 

Hot Tub Riddle

What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?Toss in your laundry.

 

Relationships

RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship -- he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie were doing it on a...

 

Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages

You know you're Castle Trash if......Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter's chastity belt has rustedYou can't afford a cod...