Miscellaneous
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? ... Nobody's fool.Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.Why politicians don't enjoy the game of golf --...
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Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I was the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."2.) Man: "So, wanna go back to my place? " Woman: "Well, I don't...
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Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales...
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'Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin' 'Cept a redneck named Taylor.His first name was Bubba, Joe was his...
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ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they needed to find a motel. So they find a super8 motel. They go in to the clerk and get one...
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Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',I'm happy--althoughMy boss let me go--Happily...
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Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK...When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is,...
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Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?Toss in your laundry.
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Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship -- he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie were doing it on a...
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Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you're Castle Trash if......Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter's chastity belt has rustedYou can't afford a cod...
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